Every patio piece, priced
| Piece | Flat price |
|---|---|
| Patio chair | $30 each |
| Large planter / pot | $45 |
| Umbrella + base | $53 |
| Charcoal grill | $59 |
| Outdoor lounge chair | $61 |
| Propane grill | $71 |
| Patio table | $89 |
| Picnic table | $111 |
Minimum job $75 — a table and a chair already clears it. Whole terraces price as the sum of their pieces: a four-chair dining set (table $89 + 4 × $30) is $209 flat; a pair of lounges with the umbrella ($61 + $61 + $53) is $175. Grill going too? Add its line and it rides the same truck.
The wiggle test: how salt air actually kills a set
Miami furniture rarely dies photogenically. Salt air goes for the fasteners — bolts, welds, rivets — while powder coat keeps the surfaces presentable, so the visual check passes right up until a chair racks sideways under a guest. The honest test takes ten seconds a piece: grab it and wiggle. Solid joints = cosmetic wear, keep it or sell it. Wobble, rust-weep at the bolts, a leg that shifts = structural, and no cushion cover un-corrodes a fastener. Aluminum sets die slowest, steel fastest, wood in between (the joints loosen as the wood cycles through humidity), and resin just goes brittle in the UV until an armrest snaps.
The storm-season reason to do it now
Every June, municipalities start repeating the same instruction: secure loose outdoor items. A corroded patio set you already planned to replace is the definition of projectile inventory — too weak to keep, heavy enough to matter at 90 mph. Clearing it in the calm months costs the identical flat prices, skips the pre-storm scramble, and shortens your shutter-day checklist permanently. The broader pre-season sweep (grill, planters, the garage overflow) lives in the hurricane-season guide.
Balconies, terraces, and the tower problem
Half of Miami's patio furniture lives forty floors up. Balcony sets come through the unit and down the service elevator under the building's rules — COI on file, elevator slot booked — and that is routine for our crews from Brickell to Sunny Isles. The flat price includes the whole carry: floor 40 and a Kendall backyard cost the same. Give the building name when you book and the paperwork beats the crew there; details in the high-rise guide.
Sell what passes, book what fails
Fair advice before you pay us: a structurally sound aluminum set sells fast on Marketplace in this town — free removal plus cash, and we cannot beat free. The limits are the same ones donation runs into: corroded fasteners kill resale, charities decline rusted outdoor sets, and cushions that have lived through two rainy seasons convince no one. Run the wiggle test, list what passes, and the rest is a one-minute quote away from gone.
Grills, tanks, and the one thing we cannot take
Grills go — charcoal $59, propane $71 — with one rule: the propane tank stays behind. Pressurized tanks are hazardous-material items no hauler should throw in a truck bed; swap yours at any exchange rack (they take the crusty ones) and the grill itself rides with us, grease and all.
How booking works
Snap a photo of the terrace and send it via the quote page or text (786) 578-0305 — the per-piece flat total comes back in about a minute. Pick a two-hour window (same-day usually available by mid-afternoon), and the crew handles the carry, the elevator, and the recycling routing. A typical balcony set is off the terrace in fifteen minutes.
The bottom line
Test the joints, not the paint. Sell the survivors, and retire the casualties at prices that make hesitation pointless: chair $30, umbrella $53, lounge $61, table $89, four-chair set $209 — before storm season makes the decision for you. Get your price or call (786) 578-0305.
Serving Miami-Dade & South Florida
Frequently asked questions
How much does patio furniture removal cost in Miami?
Flat prices by the piece: patio chair $30 each, large planter $45, umbrella with its base $53, charcoal grill $59, outdoor lounge chair $61, propane grill $71, patio table $89, picnic table $111. The job minimum is $75, and every price includes the crew, the carry from balcony or backyard, hauling, and disposal — metal frames go to recycling.
How do i know if my patio set is done?
Ignore the surfaces and test the joints — salt air kills South Florida furniture at the fasteners first, while the top still photographs fine. Grab each piece and rack it side to side: solid means cosmetic wear you can live with; wobble, rust-weep at the bolts, or a leg that shifts means structural failure, and no cushion cover fixes that. A chair that flexes under a wiggle is a chair that fails under a guest.
When should i get rid of old patio furniture in Miami?
Before hurricane season, ideally — loose furniture is what municipalities beg residents to secure when a storm approaches, and a corroded set you were going to replace anyway is pure projectile inventory. Clearing it in the calm months costs the same flat prices and one less thing to drag inside at every cone update. Storm-adjacent weeks get busy; May is smarter than August.
Can you take furniture from a high-rise balcony?
Yes — balcony sets in Edgewater, Brickell, and Beach towers are routine. The crew brings pieces through the unit and down the service elevator under the building's rules; if your tower needs a COI on file, give the building name at booking and we sort it before the window. The flat price includes the whole carry — floor 40 costs the same as a backyard.
Is old patio furniture worth selling or donating?
If the joints are still solid, try — a structurally sound aluminum set moves fast on Marketplace in Miami, and that is free removal plus cash. The honest limit: corroded fasteners kill resale and donation alike, and charities decline rusted outdoor sets routinely. Test the joints first; sell what passes, book us for what fails.
Do you take grills and umbrellas too?
Yes — a charcoal grill is $59 and a propane grill $71 (disconnect the tank; propane tanks are hazardous-material items we cannot haul, and most exchange racks take old ones). Umbrellas go with their bases at $53 for the pair — the base is the heavy half, and it is priced in rather than surprising anyone on the day.
Get your flat price in about a minute on the quote page, or call (786) 578-0305.